Just found this lovely spam headline in my inbox this evening:
“The Penis Patch is amazing”
My first thought is “is this to patch a hole, like when you get a hole in an inner-tube?” Maybe it’s to patch a hole in a blow-up doll!
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Or, maybe it’s a strap-on, like those eye-patches you get as a child for “lazy eye”. Imagine all those penises with their eye covered by a little black strap-on eye patch.
Or perhaps it’s a patch like a nicotine patch, and you slap that baby on and all of your cravings for penis are satisfied.
No matter which of these is correct, the visual images are pretty amusing!
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Receipts will come from "ISIPP".
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