Music to Sh*t By

Honest to God, I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t see it with my own two eyes. Atech Flash Technology (AFT) is marketing a stereo iPod dock toilet paper holder. I kid you not. They call it the iCarta iPod Dock with Bath Tissue Holder. They can call it whatever they want – it’s really a toiler paper holder with an iPod dock.

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The iCarta Bathroom Stationary iPod Dock has the following features, among others:

4 integrated high performance moisture-free speakers

Charges your iPod while playing music

Integrated Bath tissue holder that can be easily folded as a stereo dock

Under what circumstances would you want or need to fold away the toiler-paper holding arms (which, don’t forget, house two of the four speakers) and use the thing just as a dock?

But the line which caused me to shower my keyboard in tea was this:

“The iCarta features two tweeters as well as two woofers.”

Our bathroom already has enough tweeting and woofing going on thank you very much.

Don’t believe me? You can see it, and even buy the iCarta Stereo Dock with Bath Tissue Holder at Amazon.

(Or just click on the picture.)

(P.S. Why do I keep wanting to call it the iCrapa?)

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