Every so often I will post here asking my readers to show me something of theirs. Today it’s… the most outlandish spam subjects you’re received.
Here’s a gem which actually made me laugh (although of course I still would never buy anything from them and would nail them to the courthouse door, given a chance):
“You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.”
(Uh…no..I didn’t…first, I don’t even have one, and second, if I did, I sure as heck wouldn’t want to use it for *that*!… is that what you guys fantasize about??)
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Damn – just emptied my spam box. But give it an hour and I’ll have abot 100 more in there and I will look for something good.
By the way – one of my employees thinks your hot.
Kind of depends on whose balls are on the table.