If the Sock Monkey…

..from Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium didn’t bring a lump to your throat and make you want to hug it every time you saw it, well, then, you just aren’t human.

And that’s just all there is too it.

See it here:

>Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (Widescreen Edition)

A Sunrise that Moved Me to Tears

Nearly every morning I involuntarily awake between 5:00 and 5:30 a.m.. I usually don’t mind, though, as I enjoy the quiet – the solitude – and, the amazing sunrises to which I am treated here in Colorado.

But this morning’s – following a scirocco-like wind – was particularly stunning – in fact, so beautiful was it, that it moved me to tears.

These pictures don’t nearly do it justice – but the fact that they convey some of its near-unearthly colours and brilliance even though they were taken through a window, with a cellphone camera, says more than ten thousand words could about its grandeur.

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Take this Valentine’s Day Challenge!

This Valentine’s Day, give a true gift of the heart by giving the gift of life – help fund heart surgery for a child. Even $5.00 will help, and you can even donate through Paypal – it doesn’t get much easier than that!

Dr. Mani Sivasubramanian – Dr. Mani to his friends and young patients – is a heart surgeon in India. Through his Dr. Mani Children’s Heart Foundation, he funds – and performs – thousands of heart surgeries, without which his young patients would die.

I personally know Dr. Mani – and many of my friends and colleagues also know, and vouch for, Dr. Mani.

We all donate to his foundation, because, well, we don’t like children dying if they don’t have to, and he saves their lives. It’s as simple as that.

What would you do if your child needed a routine, readily-performed heart surgery – without which they would die – but you couldn’t afford to pay for it?

It’s heartbreaking, isn’t it?

But you really can make a difference!

And we guarantee it!

Take our Valentine’s Day challenge – donate something, anything, to Dr. Mani’s heart surgery for children fund – and if at any time, ever, you change your mind, the Internet Patrol will personally refund your full donation – just show us your receipt.

Help us make our goal of $3000 by Valentine’s Day – enough to fund a complete surgery and actually save a child’s life! That’s only $1500 a week – that’s less than $215 per day – just a few dollars from each of our readers! Make a donation, and then drop us a line at info@theinternetpatrol.com and tell us about your donation.

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Don’t Trust Your Cookware to be Lead-Free – Test It!

In 2002 I ordered a tagine from a vendor, online. I had made a point of communicating with the vendor first, to make sure that the tagine was lead-free. They assured me that not only was it lead-free, but that it was the same tagine that they supplied to restaurants all across the country. After cooking with it twice, and serving the food to both guests and my own family (including our young son), I decided to test it, and guess what? It had lead in it. Here’s our story.

After the tagine arrived, we cooked a family meal in it. Then we had friends over, and cooked another meal for them and our own family.

Then, after using it twice, a nagging concern made me go out and get a lead test kit.

The tagine tested positive.

Great, I’d cooked and served two meals, nearly back-to-back, which had included acidic foods (like tomatoes), likely to enhance the lead’s leaching into our food.

I figured that, still, with it being just two meals, the odds were low that we’d ingested enough lead to worry about – but I was concerned for our son, who was barely 3 years old at the time.

To be safe, I called poison control.

It was then that I got really concerned, because they advised me that we needed to get the whole family tested immediately. The intellectual side of me was saying “How could two uses possibly lead to a dangerous level”, but the emotional and mom side of me was terribly worried. Especially as cooking, and acidic foods (like the tomatoes we’d cooked in the tagine, twice) exacerbate the leaching.

So, I got tested. I wanted to be tested first, because I did not want to put our son through the trauma of a blood test. I figured my test would show no lead, and so we’d be fine.

Here is something I wrote when I received those test results:

“Well, my blood lead tests results are in, and while I do have a detectable blood level above trace, and by inference so would our son (we tested me first, to try and avoid the trauma to him of a blood test), it seemed certain that any level he had, even taking into account his much smaller mass, would not be high enough that they would actually *do* anything (which level would be 10 micrograms per decileter or higher; my level was 1.4). So we’re as reassured as we can be, under the circumstances, and darned thankful that we tested the bl**dy tagine before using it any further.”

Along the way, I learned more than I cared to about lead in the body. You (well, I) sort of take for granted basic, background knowledge, such as “don’t eat lead, it’s bad for you”. But when you start having to look at “exactly why is it bad”, “how much is truly bad”, “how can you undo the effects”, etc., it’s never that simple. Some interesting tidbits:

  • One of the reasons that lead is so nasty is that it closely mimics
    calcium, so your body’s calcium receptors snap it up. This also means that
    the level of calcium in your diet can influence how readily your body
    absorbs ingested lead (more actual calcium, somewhat less lead absorption).
  • The half-life for lead in the blood is actually relatively short (30
    days, if I recall correctly – much of what I gleaned was from hours of
    phone calls to many state/local/federal/medical authorities). This is why
    chronic exposure is so much worse than an isolated exposure – which will
    work its way out of the system.
  • Lead is also stored in the bones, as it readily crosses the blood/bone
    barrier. The bones and blood work to achieve equilibrium, so that as the
    lead leaves your blood system, the lead stored in your bones will be
    released into your blood stream until the levels again achieve equilibrium
    (same levels in blood and bones) – I actually found this fascinating. Our
    pediatrician told us that this is generally true, not just for things such
    as lead – this principle is actually fairly well-known to anyone who has
    taken some level of X sciences, but I hadn’t, so I found it fascinating.
  • Lead does not readily cross the blood/brain barrier, and so once it
    gets into the brain, it is believed that it will never leave the brain
    (absent chelation, which may, or may not, work, and which is by most
    accounts horribly difficult to endure – which is why they will only
    consider it if you have a level of 10 or greater). It is also believed
    that it only gets into the brain at higher levels.
  • Mind you, I am a layperson to the extreme here, so do NOT take any of the
    above as gospel – it is just what one person learned/was told in the course
    of trying to find out what we could/should do about our own lead exposure.

    I of course called the merchant from whom we had purchased the tagine; I
    was fortunate enough to have the owner answer the phone when I called, so I
    was able to drop my little bombshell on her directly (“there’s lead in them
    thar tagines”). She seemed genuinely concerned and surprised, and refunded
    my purchase price immediately.

    Still, given that they had told me directly (in a previous call) that “these are the same tagines we sell to restaurants all over the country”, I felt it was serious enough that I tried to report it to the FDA, and local (to NYC, where the merchant is) health authorities.

    It took me 2 days to get through to anyone who seemed to care at either agency, and to be honest, even though I finally reached someone at both levels who seemed concerned, and took the details, I still wasn’t convinced that there wouild be any follow-up. Which was really frustrating.

    So, that’s our story. You can be sure that we are much more aware of lead now!

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    If You Have an Incontinent Dog or Cat (or a Puppy) The Swiffer Will Save Your Life – or at Least Your Sanity!

    I used to pooh-pooh the Swiffer.

    Then our dog pee-peed the floor. A lot.

    As our dogs grow to amazingly advanced ages, one of them has become a bit incontinent. Ok, a lot incontinent.

    Suddenly, the Swiffer made a lot of sense.

    Mopping up urine isn’t necessarily a horrible task – but dealing with a urine soaked mop – dirty urine-full water in a bucket – several times a day, is tedious at best.

    With the Swiffer, though, you just get out the Swiffer mop, slap a new floor diaper on the bottom, push the button on the handle to spit out some cleaning solution on the offending area, and mop it up. Then just throw the urine-soaked floor diaper in the garbage (or, if it’s not a lot of urine, you can just hang the Swiffer up, and reuse the same floor diaper until you can’t stand it any more).

    The Swiffer – in our house it’s not just a disposable mop device – it’s a way of life.

    Swiffer Wet Jet All-In-One Power Mop Starter Kit

    Give a Little – Mean a Lot

    This Valentine’s Day, give a true gift of the heart by giving the gift of life – help fund heart surgery for a child. Even $5.00 will help, and you can even donate through Paypal – it doesn’t get much easier than that!

    Dr. Mani Sivasubramanian – Dr. Mani to his friends and young patients – is a heart surgeon in India. Through his Dr. Mani Children’s Heart Foundation, he funds – and performs – thousands of heart surgeries, without which his young patients would die.

    I personally know Dr. Mani – and many of my friends and colleagues also know, and vouch for, Dr. Mani.

    We all donate to his foundation, because, well, we don’t like children dying if they don’t have to, and he saves their lives. It’s as simple as that.

    What would you do if your child needed a routine, readily-performed heart surgery – without which they would die – but you couldn’t afford to pay for it?

    It’s heartbreaking, isn’t it?

    But you really can make a difference!

    And we guarantee it!

    Take our Valentine’s Day challenge – donate something, anything, to Dr. Mani’s heart surgery for children fund – and if at any time, ever, you change your mind, the Internet Patrol will personally refund your full donation – just show us your receipt.

    Help us make our goal of $3000 by Valentine’s Day! That’s enough to fund a complete surgery and actually save a child’s life!

    Read more, and donate, here:

    http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/our-valentines-day-challenge

    o/` o/` It’s a Cross to the Left.. and Jab to the Right….

    Ohmygosh! I learned how to box today as part of my physical therapy training! (I’m doing my PT at a regular gym now.)

    I learned to jab, throw a right cross and a left hook…and footwork..I followed my trainer around the room throwing jabs and crosses and hooks and it was SO much fun!!

    And a heck of an upper body, core, and cardio workout!

    Highly recommended!

    The Worlds Best Cat Litter and Cat Litter Box Set Up – Really!

    Forget about those automatic cat litter boxes! We’ve found the worlds best cat litter and cat litter box combination, using just an inexpensive covered kitty litter box and this perfect litter. Even better and easier than an automatic cat litter box. In fact, we’d used a Litter Maid self cleaning cat litter box for years; this is far easier and better, and no smell! So, forget all those other kitty litter boxes. And if you’ve been asking yourself “which is the best automatic cleaning cat litter box?”, you’ve been asking yourself the wrong question! The right question is “what is the best, easiest kitty litter and box combination”, and this is it!

    Now, as some of you know, we recently moved half-way across the country. There was no way that we were going to take our old Litter Maid self cleaning kitty litter box with us, even though it had served us well for years. So we gave it away on Freecycle, and figured that we’d buy a new one when we arrived at our destination.

    Well, shortly before we moved, we had helped rescue a neighbourhood stray cat. Friends of ours took him in, and when we went to visit them, they were using – and raving about – what they claimed was the worlds best cat litter. They were using Tidy Cat kitty litter crystals. They raved and raved, and you know what? I could see why! This cat litter instantly dried up any urine the moment it hit the litter – and dried out any poop too – and the result was no smell, and incredibly easy scooping!

    Well, when we arrived at our destination, I went shopping for a cat litter box and some litter. I was thinking we’d buy another automatic self cleaning kitty litter box, but my mind kept coming back to those Tidy Cat crystals that our friend had raved about.

    The ‘problem’ was that I couldn’t use the Tidy Cat crystals in an automatic cat box. Well, I didn’t really want to fork out over $100 for a cat box just after moving anyways, so I decided to experiment, and I bought the Tidy Cat crystals, a hidden litter box like this one, and this litter scoop, which allows you to scoop right into a little garbage bag!

    Well, let me tell you that I had unwittingly hit the kitty litter jackpot!

    The combination of the Tidy Cat crystals, the covered litter box, and this scoop
    have made the cat box a joy to live with (yes, really), and super easy to maintain! Much easier than our self cleaning cat box!

    Here’s exactly what I do: I just fill the pan with the Tidy Cat crystals, and scoop it once a day with the awesome scoop, into a little plastic bag, which then goes directly into a covered garbage can that I keep nearby. That’s it!

    You can recyle your grocery bags to use with the scoop, although it’s even easier to use little ziploc type bags like this. The bags that come with the scoop are, I have found, useless. Don’t even try using them, you will just frustrate yourself. But you can zip a Ziplog sandwich bag snug around the end of the scoop, scoop into it, and then zip it up and throw it away.

    And to really perfect the set up – put one of these mats under your box, and virtually eradicate the litter tracking out of the box!

    Kitty Litter Cat Box Mat

    It’s wonderful!

    So, to sum up, you will need:

    Tidy Cat crystals, the covered litter box, this scoop, this mat, and some zipper-style sandwich bags.

    Of course, if you don’t believe me, and you still want to get an automatic self cleaning cat litter box, you can get the Litter Maid self cleaning cat box here.

    My Yummy Honey Brownies

    Around the beginning of the year, I suddenly decided that I should try to reduce the refined sugar in my diet. (Last year it was that I should cut off all of my hair – I think that my family prefers this new change!)

    One of the things I’ve been doing is using more raw, unrefined honey.

    So the other day I was jonesing for some brownies, and suddenly honey brownies sounded really awesome!

    So I made some, and they turned out really well, if I do say so myself! In fact, after making these, I created a gluten free honey brownie version, which also turned out well (both versions rated two thumbs up from everyone who tasted them, including children!)

    Here they are:

    Yummy Honey Brownies

    1 cup organic butter
    2 scant cups raw, unfiltered honey
    2 teaspoons organic vanilla extract
    4 eggs
    3/4 cup organic cocoa powder
    1 cup organic flour
    1/2 teaspoon baking powder
    1/4 teaspoon salt
    small pinch baking soda

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees and grease a 13x9x2 baking pan.

    Melt the butter in the microwave in a large bowl (I use a Pyrex two-quart measuring bowl, which is ideal for this recipe!) Stir in the honey and vanilla, and then beat in the eggs, one at a time. Stir in the cocoa, then the baking powder, salt, and pinch of baking soda. Beat in the flour until nearly smooth.

    Pour into pan, and bake for 30 minutes, or until sides of brownies just start to pull away from the pan.

    Enjoy!