For those of you who don’t have nubile teenagers going to teen nudist camp (if you don’t know to what I’m referring, see http://www.mangemerde.com/but-honey-the-law-says-that-i-have-to-go-watch-all-those-nubile-naked-teenagers/), you can always get a job as a Canadian visa official.

Yes, it’s true – the Toronto Sun has reported that non-Canadian women wishing to enter Canada to work as nude dancers must submit nude photos of themselves to qualify for a visa. A report in the Toronto Sun explains that the poor visa officials are having to pore over hundreds of pictures of nude exotic dancers. Such a tragedy.

As one Canadian official put it: If they don’t have pictures in the nude, they are not going to wiggle their bottoms in Canada.