For Sale: Cum Gum

If you were sentient during the 70s, which means that you didn’t really experience the 60s, then you’ll instantly know what I mean when I say “cum gum”.

And guess what. I just found cum gum available for sale, online. It’s true!

You can get it here – t hey have all three flavours: buy cum gum at Hometown Favorites.

Maybe They Should Have Let Them Blow Us Up

By now you will have heard how authorities in the UK today thwarted an Al Qaida plot to blow up several trans-atlantic flights.

My husband is on a business trip today which happens to have him going through at least three US airports where, of course, security is heightened.

And they can’t bring any gels, pastes or liquids on the plane. Gels, pastes and liquids are apparently the new terrorist tool. Shoes are out, gels are in.

That’s right. They confiscated my husband’s Crest Ultra.

I chatted with my husband while he was at the second of the three airports through which he will be travelling today, and I asked him if people were freaked out, what with there being a thwarted plot to blow up Americans in mid-air again, the heightened security, and all.

“No,” he explained, “They are more annoyed at being inconvenienced, the longer lines, etc.”

Stupid people. Maybe they should have let them blow us up.

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Now this is Just Ducky!

This is so cool and, well, ducky!

My friend Charlotte Lee is in the Guiness World Book of Records for having the world’s largest rubber ducky collection! She was first accorded this honour back in 2003, at which time she had 1,431 rubber ducks (!). Her most recent estimate is that she now has at least 2,100, and the collection is still growing.

In the newest edition of the book, just released today, there is a picture of Charlotte with some of her ducks on page 105!

Sweet!

Congratulations, Charlotte! It’s just ducky knowing you (which sounds a whole lot better than saying that it’s just clammy knowing you [grin])!

Here is a picture of Charlotte and her ducks:

You can check out Charlotte’s ducky site at DuckPlanet.com

Is It Child Abuse

Is it child abuse to have a child listen to the song “Muskrat Love”? Anne P. Mitchell, Esq. President & CEO Institute for Spam and Internet Public Policy http://www.isipp.com

This Woman is Screwed in the Head

While at the physical therapist’s office today, we noticed something unusual about the bathroom doors in the building. Specifically about the placard with the universal symbol for “this is the ladies’ loo”.

It had a screw stuck squarely through the middle of its head.

This presented a fairly odd visual, and at first I thought it was just the maintenance staff’s lameass way of hanging the placards.

But in checking that theory, there was no such big old screw shoved through the guy’s head, nor any other part of his body.

So now I just figure that the maintenance man has issues.