The Elk of Estes Park Including Video of Them Bugling

Today we went to Estes Park, Colorado, to see the elk and hear the elk bugling.

Wow! I had no idea what a treat we were in for!

I had wondered how I’d know where to find the elk – someone we know who lives in Estes Park said not to worry – and they were right!

We drove through the center of town, along one of the main streets, and did a double take…

This is someone’s lawn – check out their lawn ornament:

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That’s some lawn ornament!:

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Then we found a small herd near some other houses:

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A baby elk getting a nuzzle from momma (laying down):

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This is the male:

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Isn’t he just absolutely gorgeous?

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Apparently he’s not as impressed with us:

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Little did we know that we had yet to discover where the elk really were!
When we found it, we were just stunned. It was incredible. ‘

Not everyone finds it so fantastic though – because they were hanging out on the local golf course. I guess that admiring wildlife isn’t fore everybody.

Here is the herd at the golf course, which is right in the middle of town, near a main intersection – basically like the village green. Note the houses in the background. And behind us is the highway. They are basically right in the middle of town. In fact, in addition to the other elk we saw in peoples’ yards, on the way out of town we saw an elk just strolling right along the side of the road! They are *everywhere*!

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This is the male, also beautiful (as are they all!):

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These two calves were so funny – they laid like this, face to face, looking like mirror images of each other, chewing their cud in synch – as if they are playing that mirror game that children so often do. I kept thinking that they would have made a great Doublemint commercial (if you are old enough to remember the Doublemint twins!):

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One of the calves wandered off on his own to grab a bit of grazing – he was *sooo* cute!:

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Scratch, scritch:

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Then he caught up to mom:

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We thought that we were going to miss them bugling, as we needed to head back and hadn’t heard any, when suddenly we heard, from far away, what sounded like a rusty gate opening – or somebody blowing too hard on a wooden recorder. It was another male, bugling in the distance. Our male got up, and started encouraging many of the females to get up, although they didn’t actually leave the area.

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And then, he did it. It was *awesome*:

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Unfortunately, I didn’t have a video or sound recorder – but then I remembered – my phone! So here is a short video of him bugling – I apologize for the quality (hey, it was a cell phone), but you can still clearly hear him bugling, and it is incredible to see this magnificent animal and realize that this sound is coming from him.

 

And, if bugling doesn’t work, there’s always the old raspberry (what is it with male elk sticking out their tongue??):

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So that was our visit to Estes Park, to see the elk!

Here a Prairie Dog, There a Prairie Dog…

When I said earlier that there are prairie dogs everywhere in Boulder, I wasn’t kidding!

Here we see the tip of a large prairie dog town, right next to a very busy city street!

Aren’t they adorable??

Of course, many people, most notably farmers, don’t think that they are so adorable, and would like to, uh, ‘relocate’ the little critters. Then again, I’d like to relocate many farmers.

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About Race, Michael Vick, Killing Dogs, and Dumb Fucks

I love this letter. I loved it when it was forwarded and I didn’t believe it really was a real letter someone had written. I love it more now that I know that it is. Because it’s true, anyone who tries to equate the cries of outrage against Michael Vick for what he has done to those poor dogs as “racism” is, indeed, a dumb fuck.

An Open Letter To The Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP

Dear Dr. R L White, Head of the Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP:

My name is Larry. I am 70+, and I am neither a member of your organization nor a resident of Atlanta.

Normally I wouldn’t bother you, but then I came across this article and it compelled me to write. Since I am white, I am going to tread carefully, so as not to offend your gentle sensibilities.

Dr. White, you are a dumb fuck.

Speaking for white people everywhere, let me fill you in on something.

This case was not a race issue. It was about killing dogs. And if there is one thing people don’t stand for, regardless of race, it’s killing dogs….

Read rest of letter to Dumb Fuck Dr. White here

I’m not Soliciting, I’m Advertising

Honest to gawd, I just had the following exchange, word for word, with a product of our school system – which once again illustrates why we homeschool:

[Unknown woman walks up to our front door, flyer in hand, and rings doorbell – unaware that I’ve seen her through our front window]

Ding Dong!

Me (through closed door): Yes, who is it?

Woman (in tone of voice as if we are long-time friends): It’s Evelyn!

Me: Evelyn who?

Woman (in tone of voice as if I really ought to recognize her): Evelyn Martinez!

Me: What can I do for you, Evelyn Martinez?

Woman (now switching tone as clearly the fake friend thing isn’t working, as I haven’t opened the door): Are you the lady of the house?

Me: We don’t accept solicitors here.

Woman: I’m not soliciting, I’m advertising.

Badump bum.

China Outlaws Reincarnating Without Permission

Honest to God, I would have sworn that this was a headline straight from the Onion, that venerable bastion of parodic news, but no! It’s true! The Chinese government’s office of State Administration for Religious Affairs has passed a law, which says that effective next month (September), all reincarnations must conform to the government-required procedures. China heralded the new law as “an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation.”

Don’t believe it? (I sure didn’t!) You can read the MSN report here.

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