Two More Benefits of Having Incredibly Short Hair

As I prepare to go out of town to run my first of two back-to-back conferences, I realize two more benefits of having incredibly short hair: 10-minute haircuts, and you can just use the hotel shampoo.

Observation: Women find short hair on women sexy; men… not so much.

My New Wheels

These are my new wheels. Isn’t she sweet?

Yeah…she has a granny gear… yeah…no top tube…but hey! She’s smooth, comfy, and I can ride her!

Oh…and check out my awesome rack! Rack by Saris. Highly recommended.

An Unhealthy Concentration of Feces

There are many things about this sign that give me pause to wonder. For example, if there were a direct correlation to my eating and breeding habits, I’d make the old lady who lived in the shoe look like a childless spinster.
But perhaps first and foremost, is there such a thing as a healthy concentration of feces? And how would that be different from an unhealthy concentratiion of feces?
And have you ever met a goose that *wasn”t* aggressive?
(Or, for that matter {and preempting the obvious response} ever had an aggressive goose?)