I overheard these lyrics on the piped-in music in the loo at a local restaurant, and did an aural double-take. I was sure I’d misheard, but nope, sure enough a bit of research revealed that it was Old Blue Eyes himself, singing about love, when he opined:

“When love congeals, it soon reveals the faint aroma of performing seals…”

Uh…a little bit TMI there, Frankie.