How many of you have had managers for whom this seagull, standing as he is atop his own..well… is a pictorial metaphor?

There are many things about this sign that give me pause to wonder. For example, if there were a direct correlation to my eating and breeding habits, I’d make the old lady who lived in the shoe look like a childless spinster.
But perhaps first and foremost, is there such a thing as a healthy concentration of feces? And how would that be different from an unhealthy concentratiion of feces?
And have you ever met a goose that *wasn”t* aggressive?
(Or, for that matter {and preempting the obvious response} ever had an aggressive goose?)

I wonder what they sell here?

So, I bought some hair today. Just because I could.

Do you like this?:

No…how about this?:

Or maybe this?

Honestly, I kinda like this:

Which do you prefer?

This is a Ford Focus. And now you know why the “focus”. (Click on the picture to enlarge it to see what I’m talking about.)

Live from the deck of the Lady Washington… yes… under sail… and yes, for those of you whom care about this sort of thing, the very same ship on which Johnny Depp trod in Pirates of the Carribean (oooh…shiver me pegs… I’m walking where Johnny Depp walked… although no offense…I find being here with my husband more exciting..
Anyway, here are some preliminary pictures: ..