Brewed Fresh Every 30 Minutes

This can only mean one of two things… let’s hope that it means you are washing your windshield with coffee… because the alternative is…

(Oops..I just realized that you can’t read the sign…the words over that cup of coffee, which appears on the windshield washing fluid, are “Brewed Fresh Every 30 Minutes“.)

Chuck E. Cheese Gets Flushed Away

We picked up “Flushed Away” today…and we couldn’t help but observe that the coupons which came bundled in with the movie were …well… it’s the perfect movie with which to bundle those coupons:

Maximum Occupancy – But Who Really Cares?

We’re ssitting in a restaurant, and I note the ubiquitous ‘maximum occupancy’ sign.
“Maximum occupancy 580”, it reads.
I idly wonder whether your MO number is like a movie rating…is it a feather in their cap to get such a high MO rate? 580 sounds like a lot of people to me; do they display this proudly because it’s such a high number?
My mind flits to the fact that they are required by law to publicly display their maximum occupancy rate.
Which leads me to wonder this: does the public really care??
Does anybody actually go out to an eating or drinking establishment and start counting heads?
Who would do that??
And if it’s you, fess up.
Because I want to know what kind of perverse habits my readers have.