This is an actual headline: “Non-resident sewer fees established by Sunnyvale council.”
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“Knock, knock”
“Who is it? I’m busy in here. Can’t a person poop in peace?”
“Uh…sewer police. I’m sorry, but can you prove that you are a Sunnyvale resident? Got a utility bill or something? Otherwise you’ll need to pay a $5.00 fee before we can let you flush.”
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