Ok, obviously child molestation is no laughing matter. But the lawyer in me (and don’t you wish that you had a lawyer in you?) had to chuckle when I read this actual headline from the San Jose Mercury News:
“Child molester gets 800-year prison sentence”
… but his lawyers think that they can get it reduced to 600 years with time off for good behaviour.
Ba-dum-bum.
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