You Always Wanted to Use Your Penis as a Billiards Cue

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This has got to take the prize for the most humourous spam subject line this week:

“You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.”

I’d ask readers to submit cartoon drawings to go along with this, but this is a family-friendly blog.

Oh, wait, no it isn’t.

Submit away!

P.S. The text of the spam was pretty funny too: “For your wife’s last b-day you gave her a vibrator because of your hopeless Erectile Dysfunction.”

Not that there is anything funny about erectile dysfunction.

Oh, wait…

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