This has got to take the prize for the most humourous spam subject line this week:
“You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.”
I’d ask readers to submit cartoon drawings to go along with this, but this is a family-friendly blog.
Oh, wait, no it isn’t.
Submit away!
P.S. The text of the spam was pretty funny too: “For your wife’s last b-day you gave her a vibrator because of your hopeless Erectile Dysfunction.”
Not that there is anything funny about erectile dysfunction.
Oh, wait…
DREAM ON!!!
why…so you don’t have to be in the same room?
Billiard Cue surely ?