These Lyrics are Just Plain Wrong


And you can quote me: "I overheard these lyrics on the piped-in music in the loo at a local restaurant, and did an aural double-take. I was sure I'd misheard, but nope, sure enough a bit of research revealed that it was Old Blue Eyes himself, singing ..."

Posted in Bad Writing, October 15th, 2005


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I overheard these lyrics on the piped-in music in the loo at a local restaurant, and did an aural double-take. I was sure I’d misheard, but nope, sure enough a bit of research revealed that it was Old Blue Eyes himself, singing about love, when he opined:

“When love congeals, it soon reveals the faint aroma of performing seals…”

Uh…a little bit TMI there, Frankie.

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