Soak Until the Size of Border Collie Testicles
And you can quote me: "I've seen many a strange thing in recipes, but never before have I seen a recipe in which one is instructed to prepare an ingredient to "the size of border collie testicles.""
Posted in Observations, August 21st, 2006
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I’ve seen many a strange thing in recipes, particularly with my foray into raw food, but never before have I seen a recipe in which one is instructed to prepare an ingredient to “the size of border collie testicles”.
I couldn’t make this up. The instructions, for a raw peanut dish, call for, and I kid you not, soaking the raw peanuts “until they are the size of border collie testicles.”
Damn, now I’m going to have to get a Border collie.
Or borrow one.
Can you imagine?
“Excuse me, can I borrow your dog for a just a moment? I’d like to measure his testicles. You don’t mind, do you?”
I sure hope that nobody from the SPCA is around when I’m making this recipe.
Don’t believe me? See the recipe calling for something “the size of border collie testicles.”.
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But … but … a “well hung” Border Collie, or just average? Or (heavens) the BC with a need to compensate for “something”?
Yes, there are differences.
No, don’t ask me how I know.
Comment by Leo — August 21, 2006 @ 10:34 pm
The folks over at Neuticles.com (fake testical implants for neutered animals) ought to know the proper size.
Comment by Greg — August 21, 2006 @ 11:40 pm