Non-resident Sewer Fees Established by Sunnyvale Council

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This is an actual headline: “Non-resident sewer fees established by Sunnyvale council.”

“Knock, knock”

“Who is it? I’m busy in here. Can’t a person poop in peace?”

“Uh…sewer police. I’m sorry, but can you prove that you are a Sunnyvale resident? Got a utility bill or something? Otherwise you’ll need to pay a $5.00 fee before we can let you flush.”

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