Man Arrested for Having Sex with Car Wash Vacuum Hose
And you can quote me: "Jason Savage of Saginaw, Michigan has been arrested for ..er... savaging a car wash vacuum hose. Yes, really. Caught red..handed.. in the act by police, Savage complains that he is now unable to get a job, or even leave his house, due to the reactions of his townspeople."
Posted in Observations, March 26th, 2009
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Jason Savage of Saginaw, Michigan has been arrested for ..er… savaging a car wash vacuum hose.
Yes, really.
Caught red..handed.. in the act by police, Savage complains that he is now unable to get a job, or even leave his house, so scorned is he by his fellow townspeople.
When asked “But why the car wash vacuum?” Savage explained that he’d actually been looking for one of those car washes where they do it by hand, but all he could find was a “touch free” car wash.
(Ok, I made that last part up, but the rest is absolutely true - you can read more about it here.)
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That sucks. AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Comment by Jess — March 26, 2009 @ 1:20 pm
A savage is a savage, scorned or otherwise!
Comment by Paul Elliott — April 12, 2009 @ 10:46 pm