KY Jelly for Frigid Women
And you can quote me: "If your woman is frigid, fear not - KY Jelly is the anti-freeze for sex. No, really."
Posted in Observations, June 22nd, 2008
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If your woman is frigid, fear not - KY Jelly is the anti-freeze for sex.
No, really.
Because a primary ingredient in many versions - in fact, the main ingredient in some versions - of KY jelly is propylene glycol!
Otherwise known as anti-freeze. Yes, that anti-freeze - like you put in your car!
Now really, ladies, do you want to stick automobile anti-freeze up your vag?
I didn’t think so.
Don’t believe me? Check out the ingredients list for K-Y Warming Jelly Personal Lubricant, K-Y Sensual Silk Personal Lubricant, or K-Y Personal Lubricant, Natural Feeling Liquid.
Fortunately, good old original KY Jelly does not have propylene glycol in its list of ingredients. It “only” has Chlorhexidine Gluconate, Glucono Delta Lactone, Glycerin, Hydroxyethyl Cellulose, Methylparaben, Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide.
Aren’t you glad you know?
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Comment by Jody Reale — June 23, 2008 @ 6:52 pm
Yeah, but most people don’t even care that they are *eating* that sh*t. It’s in salad dressings! And cake mixes! Beyond scary…
Comment by Linda — June 23, 2008 @ 8:16 pm
Eating it??
Oh Linda, you are a dirty, dirty woman!! (I like that!)
Comment by Annie — June 24, 2008 @ 6:21 am