KY Jelly for Frigid Women
And you can quote me: "If your woman is frigid, fear not - KY Jelly is the anti-freeze for sex. No, really."
Posted in Observations, June 22nd, 2008
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If your woman is frigid, fear not - KY Jelly is the anti-freeze for sex.
No, really.
Because a primary ingredient in many versions - in fact, the main ingredient in some versions - of KY jelly is propylene glycol!
Otherwise known as anti-freeze. Yes, that anti-freeze - like you put in your car!
Now really, ladies, do you want to stick automobile anti-freeze up your vag?
I didn’t think so.
Don’t believe me? Check out the ingredients list for K-Y Warming Jelly Personal Lubricant, K-Y Sensual Silk Personal Lubricant, or K-Y Personal Lubricant, Natural Feeling Liquid.
Fortunately, good old original KY Jelly does not have propylene glycol in its list of ingredients. It “only” has Chlorhexidine Gluconate, Glucono Delta Lactone, Glycerin, Hydroxyethyl Cellulose, Methylparaben, Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide.
Aren’t you glad you know?
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Comment by Jody Reale — June 23, 2008 @ 6:52 pm
Yeah, but most people don’t even care that they are *eating* that sh*t. It’s in salad dressings! And cake mixes! Beyond scary…
Comment by Linda — June 23, 2008 @ 8:16 pm
Eating it??
Oh Linda, you are a dirty, dirty woman!! (I like that!)
Comment by Annie — June 24, 2008 @ 6:21 am
Technically, most antifreeze is made from ethylene glycol, although propylene glycol also exhibits anti-freeze properties.
Nonetheless, propylene glycol is generally recognized as safe for foods, drugs, and cosmetics. If it were not safe, the FDA would not allow its use in these products.
Comment by Peter — December 2, 2008 @ 7:18 am
I dont know about that (FDA) they say aspartame is safe…I seriously have my doubts.
Comment by chris — May 7, 2009 @ 1:42 pm
Seiously people, do you even know how many petroleum based products you put on and in your bodies. So what’s a little anit freeze if it does the job.
Comment by lori — May 19, 2009 @ 8:45 am
When the laughing and giggling stops, one might give some thought to the distress and discomfort that a vast number of American women go through with uterine fibroids, the cause of which is to do with an excess of xenoestrogens in the system. So one would be well advised to hesistateand give very careful thought as to what is comtained in any application to the body, internal or external.
Comment by john brown — February 4, 2010 @ 4:20 pm