I Left Buffalo for This?

As anyone who knows me will tell you, I HATE being cold. I can’t bear it. I find being cold painful. In fact, I would rather be in pain than be cold - and I’m no masochist.

So I live in sunny, warm California. Ok, I may hate the Bay area - yes, it sucks as a place to raise children. But at least one thing I could always count on is it being tolerably warm.

So WTF is this all about?

What a cruel, cruel joke to play on me!