Feds Probe Why Singer Allowed on Jet

1,045 views
And you can quote me: "From a USA Today headline: Feds Probe Why Singer Allowed on Jet ...because everyone knows that one of the highest security risks in commercial aviation today is that everyone might burst into a round of Kumbaya, rendering the crew somnambulent. "

Posted in Bad Writing, September 23rd, 2004


Get notified by email of new posts at Mange Merde!

From a USA Today headline: Feds Probe Why Singer Allowed on Jet

…because everyone knows that one of the highest security risks in commercial aviation today is that everyone might burst into a round of Kumbaya, rendering the crew somnambulent.

[Ok ok, I realize that with the common knowledge that Yushuf Islam (nee Cat Stevens) was ordered off a U.S. bound plane and returned to Britain takes some of the humour out of this line.]

Follow me!

Get notified by email of new posts at Mange Merde!

Join me on Facebook

Follow me on Twitter

 

More posts:

No Comments »

No comments yet.

RSS feed for comments on this post.

Leave a comment

Line and paragraph breaks automatic, e-mail address never displayed, HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>

(required)

(required)