Daily Marijuana Use Could Prevent Alzheimers, But How Would You Know?
2,481 viewsAnd you can quote me: "A new study published by professor Gary Wenk and associate professor Yannic Marchalant of Ohio State says that daily smoking of marijuana (dope, weed, grass, boo, Mary Jane - whatever you want to call it) can ward off Alzheimers."
Posted in Observations, February 2nd, 2009
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A new study published by professor Gary Wenk and associate professor Yannic Marchalant of Ohio State says that daily smoking of marijuana (dope, weed, grass, boo, Mary Jane – whatever you want to call it) can ward off Alzheimers.
What I want to know is, how would you know?
If you (or grandma – ewww!) is so doped up from the daily toke, how would you ever know that the cognitive faculties are otherwise not impaired?
“Like, man, the good news is that I remember how to get to the store. The bad news is that I’m too messed up to get up and drive there.
And, I have a wicked case of the munchies.”
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Yeah, but the amotivational syndrome the grass produced would mean you didn’t care enough to go to the store!
Comment by Paul Elliott — February 2, 2009 @ 11:45 pm