BinLadenLand to Become a Reality (comments)
Ok, it isn't really Bin Laden Land, but developers are building an amusement park in the very area where Osama Bin Laden was ultimately captured and killed. It kind of boggles the mind. The site, in Abbottabad, Pakistan, will be called Hazara Heritage Park, and is being developed by project director Sheikh Kaleemuddin.

What’s Your Sign? What Did it Used to Be? New Zodiac Dates Required, says Planetarium Society (This article has 4 comments)
First Pluto is excommunicated as a planet, now the signs of the zodiac are given new dates, meaning, say some, that the sign of the zodiac under which you have believed all along you were born is the wrong zodiac sign. That's right, you have a new horoscope sign, based on new horoscope dates. Can we rely on nothing celestial? It seems that due to the moon's influence on earth, says the Minnesota Planetarium Society, the signs of the zodiac, assigned millenia ago, are no longer accurate. So do you need to change your sign based on the new zodiac dates? Or are the new signs of the zodiac dates just an interesting thought experiment? Read on.

Archie Proposes to Veronica, Jilts Betty – WTF is He Thinking? (This article has 1 comment)
Much like the "Ginger or MaryAnn" argument, the "Betty or Veronica" argument has gone on for decades, pitting the girl next door (Betty, MaryAnn) against the spoiled little rich girl (Veronica, Ginger). And everyone, but everyone knows that the girl next door - the faithful, smart (but still cute and perky), steady girl next door is supposed to get the guy. But apparently nobody told Archie Andrews that, because next month he will be proposing to Veronica, while a stunned Betty and a befuddled Jughead look on.

Red Bull Cola Energy Drink Tests Positive for Cocaine (This article has 1 comment)
It seems that the NFL and NBA aren't the only energy pumps to have problems with positive drug tests! Authorities in the German state of North Rhine-Westphalia say that a lab test of RedBull Cola Energy Drink revealed that Red Bull contains 0.4 micrograms of cocaine per liter of Red Bull!

Teachers Stage Fake Gunman Attack as Students Cry and Cower Under Tables (comments)
Teachers in a Tennessee elementary school staged a fake gunman attack while on a field trip, telling the sixth-grade school children that it was "not a drill", while the children cowered crying under tables, believing that they were about to be shot to death.

Britney Spears versus Susan Butcher (This article has 1 comment)
On election day, I got a CNN news flash email. With it being election day and all (and late afternoon) I figured that it was probably some early return election upset or something.. something really potentially important enough to warrant a news flash... So I opened the email and it was the news that...

James Kim – Sad but WTF Was He Doing Leaving His Car? (This article has 8 comments)
Ok, it has to be said, and when something callous about the recently-departed has to be said, you can rely on me to be as tactfully tactless as I can.

Kopi Luwak (Cat Poop Coffee or Weasel Poop Coffee) – Coffee Made from the Beans which Fall Out of a Cat’s Bum – Yum! (This article has 13 comments)
Kopi Luwak, known more affectionately as "cat poop coffee" or "weasel poop coffee", is truly coffee made from the coffee beans which have been pooped out by the Indonesian Luwak civet cat. What I want to know is, who the heck first thought of this??

WTF is She Wearing? Version 3 (This article has 3 comments)
WTF is the deal with this ensemble?!?

WTF is She Wearing? Part 2 (This article has 1 comment)
What is it about Starbucks that attracts people who dress like this? The good news is that if her fishnets threaten to fall down she has a bunch of safety pins with which to hold them up. They are all safely stashed in her earlobe.